That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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