if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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