The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
