East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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