omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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