BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
