I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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