how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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