Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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