so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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