I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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