fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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