i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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