Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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