that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
