I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So much rum. So many feels.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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