I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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