so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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