And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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