I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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