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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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