And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
Randomize
