Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I party with great urgency now.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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