I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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