It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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