Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
where am i from again
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Randomize
