He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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