i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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