Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There r osticjed everywhere
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Randomize