You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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