Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
How's work?
Spinning.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
