try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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