It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The ass gains better be worth it
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