For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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