:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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