Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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