We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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