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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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