their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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