I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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