Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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