Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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