so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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