Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
