Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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