Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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