There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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