I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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