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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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