so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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