i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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