dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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