I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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