I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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