do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I wear drunk well.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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